fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Naked Twister starts at high noon
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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