you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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