i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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