The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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