i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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