mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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