we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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