thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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