K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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