they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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