It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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