Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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