Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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