i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Life is so much better after having sex.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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