why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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