im drinking this country out of the recession.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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