Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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