I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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