she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I enjoy the company of your penis
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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