Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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