She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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