it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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