Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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