you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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