Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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