you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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