I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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