I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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