girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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