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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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