My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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