How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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