ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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