i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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