Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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