Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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