butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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