Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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