My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Boobs speak an international language.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
