Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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