I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
