you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
