just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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