Porn is love you can see.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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