Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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