Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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