Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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