somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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