He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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