I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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