Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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