And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You have to summon your inner elephant
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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