Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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